William Shatner Will Ride Jeff Bezos’s Rocket to Space

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William Shatner Will Ride Jeff Bezos’s Rocket to Space
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I just heard an endearing interview on NPR mentioning that William Shatner likes to frequent the fan-constructed Star Trek bridge in Ticonderoga, New York and say stuff like “take me to the bridge!” It’s that characteristic sentimentality and the down-for-anything spirit that makes me feel okay about this news: Shatner is making the brief voyage to space (“space”; I prefer “high, high in the sky”) on Jeff Bezos’s ship the New Shepard. TMZ reported the rumors in September. Blue Origin confirmed it today, describing Shatner as, among other things, a “horseman.” At 90 years young, he will also be the oldest person to ever travel to space.

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Shatner is expected to take off on the dweeby 15-minute journey on the mission scheduled for October 12th. TMZ has word that he was in talks about a documentary, which sounds like a challenging role, given the necessity of filling an hour with lead-up footage and the ultimately disappointing outcome of literally a few minutes floating around in a capsule that goes up and down. It’s unclear how much Bezos will be charging for the rocket rides, but speculation has landed on somewhere in the neighborhood of a few hundred thousand dollars.

Sources told TMZ last month that Bezos might be comping the trip, as he did for 82-year-old aviator and longtime aspiring astronaut Wally Funk, another inherently lovable elderly character. Meaning we can enjoy the small satisfaction of knowing that Shatner’s burning a pin-prick-sized hole in Bezos’s pocket and maybe pilfering Blue Origin’s Skittles on the way out. Or that Jeff Bezos is desperately seeking a space captain to attach to his fake space trips—about one minute of which are above the minimum line to technically call it “space”—now that “astronauts” are off the table.